Poop on the Stoop

School officials at Fort King Middle School in Ocala, FL reported to police that they arrived at school to find feces on the very top step in front of a mobile classroom. Since September 6, police received this same report five times from the school. So after four reports, police setup a video camera to find who or what was defecating on the steps to the building.



Well, at least, he brought his own toilet tissue. Once this video was released, police received two phone calls identifying the man who just couldn't stop pooping outside classroom 469.

The suspected serial pooper is identified as Kenneth Martin Sarsony. Not only did he defecate on the steps five times, but he left a note in at least two instances. However, police are not releasing the nature of the notes saying they will provide more information at a later date. However, they say there is no obvious link between Sarsony and the school.

Detective Mike Bowman says he went to Sarsony's workplace and noticed he was wearing the exact same dress slacks and shirt as in the video from that morning. Sarsony admitted he was the person on the video and says he was in "bad spirits" and also said he "needed help".

Police charged Sarsony with five counts of trespassing on school property. His bond is set at $2,500 for each count. This should teach him that doing what comes natural is expensive when it's done in an unnatural place.

I'm curious about the contents of the notes he left after two of the poop incidents. Why did he only poop outside classroom 469? Apparently, he is not an equal opportunity pooper...LOL


Peace