Can you believe all the craziness in the world today? This blog is about the strange, funny, odd and different things people do. Are they crazy or am I?
When Burger King says "Have it your way", they surely didn't expect this order.
Two guys in Florida stop at a Burger King drive-thru and jokingly place an order for a “blunt and some herbs”.
When they arrive at the pickup window, a cashier smells a strong scent of marijuana coming from the car window. So she writes down the license plate number and contacts police.
Police run the tags, go to the residence and wait for 32 year-old Shawn Porter to come home...and he does...with his Burger King bag.
Police find 28 grams of marijuana in his car. Authorities charge Porter with drug possession and place him under a $1000 bond.
Looks like the joke is on Porter...and he didn't even get to eat his Burger King order.
Psst...Shawn Porter....come closer. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE KILLS INNOCENT PEOPLE?
Two things he probably won't do in the future...make an inappropriate joke at a drive-thru and eat at that Burger King.
School officials at Fort King Middle School in Ocala, FL reported to police that they arrived at school to find feces on the very top step in front of a mobile classroom. Since September 6, police received this same report five times from the school. So after four reports, police setup a video camera to find who or what was defecating on the steps to the building.
Well, at least, he brought his own toilet tissue. Once this video was released, police received two phone calls identifying the man who just couldn't stop pooping outside classroom 469.
The suspected serial pooper is identified as Kenneth Martin Sarsony. Not only did he defecate on the steps five times, but he left a note in at least two instances. However, police are not releasing the nature of the notes saying they will provide more information at a later date. However, they say there is no obvious link between Sarsony and the school.
Detective Mike Bowman says he went to Sarsony's workplace and noticed he was wearing the exact same dress slacks and shirt as in the video from that morning. Sarsony admitted he was the person on the video and says he was in "bad spirits" and also said he "needed help".
Police charged Sarsony with five counts of trespassing on school property. His bond is set at $2,500 for each count. This should teach him that doing what comes natural is expensive when it's done in an unnatural place.
I'm curious about the contents of the notes he left after two of the poop incidents. Why did he only poop outside classroom 469? Apparently, he is not an equal opportunity pooper...LOL
