Drunk Woman Leaves Sleeping Baby in Car

Last week, in the early morning, a woman staggered into a tattoo shop in Houston to get a piercing. She wore bedroom slippers, appeared to be drunk....and she was pregnant.

Stephanie Irene Santana, 20, asked how long it would take to get a piercing. Yogi, the tattoo artist responded, "Why would you ask me how long it would take because there is nobody in here?"  "And she said, 'Because I have a baby in the car.' That's when I asked her who's watching the baby. She said nobody, the baby is asleep."

Yogi said he asked her to leave and called the police. When police arrived, they found Santana drumped (drunk and slumped...my creation) over the steering wheel.

According to police, Santana had her 10 month-old in the passenger seat unrestrained, she is seven months pregnant, had Xanax and beer bottles in the car and she was drunk!  Great mom.

Of course, she was handcuffed and arrested; Child Protective Services took the child which is truly a blessing.




Did you notice the sign at Dago's Tattoo Parlor ( at 00:13)? Women get free tattoos and piercings...really? Sounds like a real classy place.

Santana is facing charges of DUI, possession of a controlled substance and child endangerment.

Rather than seeking a body piercing, Santana should find a good seamstress...and sew it up!

Peace

Source:  http://www.kens5.com/news/Police-Drunk-pregnant-mom-leaves-toddler-in-car-outside-tattoo-parlor-155917835.html

Just Chill Cooling Towels...Cools instantly - No refrigeration  

Who's Y'ur Daddy?

Florida is in the news again with another strange 911 call. David McGuirk, 41, called 911 not once, but eight times.

He told the 911 dispatcher that police in DeLand were bothering him and he was only trying to "proclaim the love of Jesus" and asked "how that was going to get him arrested for abuse" of the 911 system.

At one point, he told the 911 dispatcher that he was her daddy.  He said Jesus is his son and he was her father. He said his wife was disappointed, but did not explain why.

McGurik quickly learned how calling 911 eight times could get him arrested.

When police found McGuirk, he was drinking a Natural Ice beer on Howry Avenue. They asked the 911 dispatcher to call the number back and it began to ring on McGurik's person. 

Listen to one of the 911 calls here.

Police arrested McGuirk and charged him with misuse of a wireless 911 system. Fortunately for him, he can call on his son for bail money and an attorney.

Is that a tattoo on his head or a bad hair transplant?

Peace

Source: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-tells-911-dispatcher-I-am-your-father/-1637132/10921862/-/smg8vuz/-/index.html

Baby Face

Jose Sanders, 22, went into a Kroger grocery store to buy a six pack of beer. The clerk was suspicious of his identification and called over another employee for assistance. The clerks refused to sell Jose a six pack, believing his license was a fake.

Store employees say Jose got angry, began cursing and refused to leave the store. An employee called police and Jose was arrested for disorderly conduct. He was in jail for forty-eight hours.




Jose does have a baby face, and a small stature, due to issues with his pituitary gland. The clerks believed he was underage and were justified in refusing him beer.  However, in many states, it is not difficult to determine if a license is valid. A valid license has watermarks and lazer printing that makes it difficult to duplicate.

It is understandable why Jose is upset...this happens to him all the time.  That day he had enough and he just let loose on the store employees.  It is frustrating and embarrassing for him to experience the same problem over and over again. However, cursing and being stubborn is not the correct way to handle the situation.

Police say he should have just gone to another store, but would that have really made a difference?

Maybe, getting arrested is a blessing in disguise for Jose -- it solves his problem with buying beer.

Now everyone in town knows who he is and that he is of legal age even if he does look like a teenager.

We won't mention that his license shows he is an organ doner and he drinks often.  He said it himself -- happens to him all the time.

Peace