Man Masturbating At Beach Gets Attention Making Animal Noises

Police in Lee County, Florida were at Bonita Beach Park investigating numerous complaints of a man masturbating on the beach. He would make animal noises from the brush and then expose himself when he got the attention of women and children.

While police were at Bonita Beach, they received a call about a man in the bushes, north of beach access 6, masturbating.  Then police went to beach access 6 and saw a man, who matched the description of the suspect, riding a bike.

Police followed the man on the bike to an abandoned home.  After detaining him, they determined he was the same suspect from Bonita Beach Park.  Park and Rec employees from Bonita Beach came to the scene and identified the suspect.


The suspect, Miguel Angel Rivera Flores, is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador. He was arrested for loitering/prowling and has already bonded out of jail (and he is probably on his way back to El Salvador or some other place to continue his perversion).

You Don't Always Get What You Pay For

Adrian Baltierra, 51, of Bradenton, Florida was arrested in a prostitution sting Thursday.  Baltierra approached an undercover officer, acting as a prostitute, in an area well known for prostitution.

Bet Baltierra was surprised when he was arrested...he wasn't even trying to buy sex...he just wanted to smell...her va-jay-jay. Baltierra said he had a strong desire to "smell p***y" and he offered $15 for the pleasure.

Of course, police arrested him immediately. He was taken to the Manatee County Jail and charged with soliciting prostitution.

Poor Baltierra...he had a strong desire and he didn't get what he paid for...a sniff. Probably why he looks so sad.

Peace

A Different Kind of "Church"

It must be tough for pimps and prostitutes on the streets these days. They have moved their operation from the streets to "church". However, Alex Averill, owner of the Phoenix Goddess Temple says he is not a pimp. He calls himself a "practitioner" and a "shaman".

What!?! Prostate massages? He hugs women for and hour and a half... seriously? I can't imagine anyone wanting to be hugged for ninety minutes, even for free. He is also exploiting over-weight women, but he wants to cry, now...LOL. He needs acting classes...his attempt at crying is hilarious. The blonde with glasses is surprised they were arrested...what rock has she been living under? Alex and his "parishioners" know, very well, that a "donation" for sex is payment for prostitution.

Unfortunately, Alex is not alone in his strange beliefs...Listen to another "pastor", Glenn Hudson, explain his "church":


Investigators found beds, pornography and condoms inside the building that's supposed to be a church. But Glenn argues that he has a right to run his "churches"; that it's his own form of religion. However, investigators don't agree and closed his operation down on August 3, 2011. The following video is after his court appearance on August 3, 2011. Seems he has seen the light...lol.

With no sign of Bibles, altars, pulpits or pews, these losers insist their operations are churches. Come on, pimps and prostitutes know churches are non-profit organizations with no cover charges or charges for "healing".

These men and their followers have no interest in church or God; they only want to avoid paying taxes. The IRS should be knocking at their doors very soon for a discussion about tax evasion.

So what will they do now? Alex Averill's business was raided and he and his followers detained. Glenn Hudson can't operate another business in Texas. Watch out, one or both may be moving to your city very soon.

Peace