Monday, March 5, 2012

Man Masturbating At Beach Gets Attention Making Animal Noises

Police in Lee County, Florida were at Bonita Beach Park investigating numerous complaints of a man masturbating on the beach. He would make animal noises from the brush and then expose himself when he got the attention of women and children.

While police were at Bonita Beach, they received a call about a man in the bushes, north of beach access 6, masturbating.  Then police went to beach access 6 and saw a man, who matched the description of the suspect, riding a bike.

Police followed the man on the bike to an abandoned home.  After detaining him, they determined he was the same suspect from Bonita Beach Park.  Park and Rec employees from Bonita Beach came to the scene and identified the suspect.


The suspect, Miguel Angel Rivera Flores, is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador. He was arrested for loitering/prowling and has already bonded out of jail (and he is probably on his way back to El Salvador or some other place to continue his perversion).

You Don't Always Get What You Pay For

Adrian Baltierra, 51, of Bradenton, Florida was arrested in a prostitution sting Thursday.  Baltierra approached an undercover officer, acting as a prostitute, in an area well known for prostitution.

Bet Baltierra was surprised when he was arrested...he wasn't even trying to buy sex...he just wanted to smell...her va-jay-jay. Baltierra said he had a strong desire to "smell p***y" and he offered $15 for the pleasure.

Of course, police arrested him immediately. He was taken to the Manatee County Jail and charged with soliciting prostitution.

Poor Baltierra...he had a strong desire and he didn't get what he paid for...a sniff. Probably why he looks so sad.

Peace

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