Friday, October 21, 2011

Only the Lonely

There is nothing funnier than dumb criminals. For the next few weeks, Friday posts will be about this genius group. Today's edition is about dumb criminals who apparently need a class on how to get and maintain an adult relationship.



Rodney Kunkel stocked the shelves at Wal-mart with obscene pictures of himself.





Juan Aguirre allegedly broke into an adult entertainment shop and stole six empty DVD boxes.




Justin Dale Little Jim charged with allegedly breaking into a sex shop. He was caught in "relations" with a sex doll.




Bernadette Bassario Catan-Keeler arrested for allegedly attacking and biting her husband on their wedding night.





Toni Jo Silvey arrested for allegedly for calling her ex-boyfriend 1,000 times and sending over 700 emails in a three-month period, and breaking his windows with a sword.




Natalie Behnke charged for allegedly entering the Baby Doll Lounge(not an employee), taking her clothes off and asking for money.




Edwin Tobergta arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbor's inflatable pool raft.







Maybe tomorrow, a new romance,
No more sorrow, but that's the chance,
You got to take, if your lonely heart breaks.
Only the lonely...
~lyrics from "Only the Lonely"

Until Monday,

Peace

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