Plane Lands in a Tree

A man in Wisconsin says about 10:30 Sunday night, he hears the sound of a low-flying plane "flying erratically" and circling his home.  He watches until the plane disappears.

Monday morning, he discovers the plane...landed and parked upside down in a tree.

Neighbors saw a man climb down from the plane and walk to a barn on their property where he slept for a couple of hours before going to the house to wake them and ask for help.


This idiot had to be drinking in order to sleep two hours in a Wisconsin barn in winter.  It scares me to think how many people he could have injured.  Now we must watch for drunk drivers and drunk pilots.

I have a solution...you know the breathalyzer they sometimes install in cars of repeat drunk drivers?  Well, the government should require all aircraft to have something like this installed.  The pilot would breathe into the machine and if there is alcohol or other drugs in his system, the plane won't start.

So...I wonder what his excuse will be...

I hope they throw the book at him.

Peace