Elderly Woman, Younger Man Having Sex in Car

This man and woman met in a bar and I guess the more they drank the better they looked to each other. So they left the bar and decided to have sex in her car in the parking lot...in broad daylight!

From the Smoking Gun:

OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report. 

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”

According to a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels’s 2002 Buick (license plate: DIVA 145) was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action on September 3.

Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.” The pair was parked in a spot outside the restaurants Luigi’s and Tre Sorelle (which can be seen in this Google Street View image).

A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.

Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned. While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots (click to enlarge), are pending in Michigan's 48th District Court. (2 pages)
[The Smoking Gun] 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713


The car was rocking, windows steamed up and someone called the police, fortunately. 
Why?!?  They are both old enough to know better, but I guess alcohol was in control. Guess it was worth it as she looks quite happy in her mug shot.


Peace

Excuses, Excuses

Hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend.  

Well, summer is officially over… (Sigh), and school has begun which explains the happy chatter I heard outside this morning. Cute kids excited about starting a new school year.

Now, for today's insanity. Several days ago, there were snakes in the pants, snakes in the pants on the plane and now, this.  Police found a man reportedly lying beside the road and possibly the victim of an assault.  Once they arrived, another man approached who accused the first man of biting his snake.  Poor snake went to the vet…its liver was showing and other injuries. 

When told what he had done, the biter said “I did what?” In my best Urkel voice, “Did I do that?”  His explanation is that he has a drinking problem and doesn’t remember biting the snake. He wanted police to tell the owner that he was sorry and would help pay medical bills. 

Why he doesn’t think he is responsible for all medical bills is probably the same reason he bit the snake. Appears he may have greater problems than drinking too much.  Strange explanations almost, always make no sense.   

Share some strange excuses you've heard. 

Fall picture source:  <a href="http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=1312&picture=autumn-leaves">Autumn Leaves</a> by Petr Kratochvil