Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Dance the Moonwalk and Late Night Booty Call

Dance the Moonwalk

John Ernest Cross of Idaho is a real Michael Jackson fan.  He wanted one of his guests to perform the Moonwalk, a dance step made famous by Michael Jackson.

The man apparently refused, but Cross wasn't having any of that...he threatened to shoot him if he didn't do the dance.

He actually pointed a gun at him to force him to do the moonwalk.  That's when someone summoned the police to the home and Cross was arrested.

Cross, 30, is accused of using an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle and pointing it at the man.  During his court appearance, Cross said there was no rifle...it was only a pellet gun.  His bail is $20,000 and the judge ordered him to stay away from the victim.

Although a Michael Jackson fan, Cross wasn't such a "Smooth Criminal"...Hee, Hee!

Late Night Booty Call

About 2:06 a.m. on Saturday, April 20, Zachary Ramirez was on his way to have sex with a girl he liked.

Driving a black 1994 Honda Prelude, he was so excited that he was speeding over 111 mph in a 45 mph zone. Running red lights and stop signs in an effort to get to his date.

However, police interfered with his plans when he was arrested and charged with speeding, reckless driving, disobeying a traffic control signal, disobeying a stop sign and possession of 2.5 grams or less of marijuana.  Ramirez, of Naperville, Illinois, was released on a $200 bond awaiting his court date.

Since he didn't show up for the late night booty call, he can probably cross her off the list in his little black book.

Poor Ramirez...he was unable to keep his booty call date, but he does have a date with the judge.

Peace


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Thursday, March 1, 2012

Somebody's Watching You

Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers

Igor Adrian Ramos travels frequently up and down the east coast selling cars. Recently, he came through the checkpoint at Fort Lauderdale International Airport. He was gathering his things when he saw a Rolex watch in the bin next to his. He took it and left the airport.



Ramos...now your clients have proof you are a thief. Can you trust a car salesman...really?

Duck and Dodge

Watch what this girl does when she realizes she is on camera during a news program.



Oops..I'm invisible...no...right, down, left, right...

Gotcha

This Russian reporter really has some...well, nerve.



LOL...he wipes his hand on his jacket sleeve! Yuck!! I hope he was fired.

Good idea to think like Michael Jackson, "I always feel like sombody's watching me and I have no privacy"...

Peace