Fight Over Who Gets Most Sex and Nap Time at the Drive-Thru

Who Gets the Most Sex

Greenwood City Police Department

Two South Carolina men were riding in a PT Cruiser after leaving a party.  They got into an argument in the backseat of the car and one stabbed the other in the ribs.

The victim, bleeding profusely, was taken to a hospital and interviewed there by police.

Calvin Bernard Hill is accused of stabbing his acquaintance in the ribs when they argued over who has the most sex.

When questioned, Hill said the victim stabbed himself.  The female driver of the vehicle said Hill stabbed the victim and then threw away the knife.  Hill told her, "I can't go down for this", but he did.

Hill was arrested on felony battery charges. He is a guest of the Greenville County Detention Center under a $10,000 bond.

Most likely, neither of them were getting any sex...they wouldn't need to brag about it if they were.  It may be a while before Hill can brag about his sexual prowess with women again.

Nap Time at the Drive-Thru

Dustin Kody Galloway, 20,  went to a McDonald's drive-thru window in Fort Mills, South Carolina.

While placing his order, at some point between the Big Mac and Fries, he passed out, slumped over the wheel.

Galloway didn't hear employees speaking to him and so he continued napping until police arrived.

A police officer found him still slumped over the steering wheel when he got there. He woke Galloway and noticed the smell of alcohol... (Nooo..) and his eyes were bloodshot, too.

Galloway wasn't alone in the car...he had a passenger who police detained. Police say the passenger was sluggish and couldn't stand up. (Don't take him out of the car!)  As the police officer tried to assist him out of the car, the passenger thanked him by  vomiting...all over the place.  I imagine the officer needed a change of uniform after this call.

Galloway was charged with DUI and because the legal drinking age is 21, he was also charged with "minor in possession". The passenger was taken to Piedmont Hospital to receive treatment for alcohol poisoning.

The report doesn't mention if the passenger was sleeping, but I'm guessing he was asleep.  Did Galloway keep his foot on the brake while he was passed out or did he turn the ignition off at the drive-thru?  I hope it was the latter, but not likely.

I once saw a person at a traffic light fast asleep.  The car was in drive and he had his foot on the brake.  He stayed this way for over ten minutes until the police arrived.

Peace