Early Sunday morning, Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi, Texas was standing behind a house between the fence and a Jeep. She was wearing her birthday suit and cowboy boots.
When she saw the cops, she got into the Jeep Wrangler and drove off, leading police on a chase...at 30 MPH. The slow-speed chase only lasted 1.5 miles when it ended with her driving on the sidewalk before stopping at an intersection.
Ummm...wonder who else was behind the fence...and if they were naked, too.
Two cars were in an accident around 2 am on February 8 in Beachwood, Ohio. When police arrived, they saw a man running from the Ford Taurus wearing only socks.
The man driving the second car was not injured and drove his car home. The two men in the Ford Taurus were taken to the hospital by ambulance.
Police have no idea why the man was nude or if he was driving the Taurus. Could it be the men in the Taurus were involved in a little hanky panky and that's what caused the accident?
Most people like chocolate and so does Anthony Toothman. He broke the front glass of a supermarket in Kentucky and went in dressed only in boots. When police found him, he was lying on the floor covered in chocolate and peanut butter. Apparently, he wanted to be a Reese's Cup.
He used all the fire extinguishers in the store and wrote on the floor in NyQuil "sorry".
These stories are a few of the strangest of the strange this month. Most odd is that even though they were all in the nude, they all wore something on their feet.
At least they made it easy for the police...they had nothing to hide.
Peace
LOL!! Peanut butter and chocolate!
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