Daily Insanity: "Santa's Little Helper"

The Marines' organization, "Toys For Tots", does great work in providing toys to children who otherwise may not get gifts for Christmas. Around Christmastime, there are always false claims of affiliation with the organization. However, Robin Jordan's scam takes the award for most offensive and disgusting claim of affiliation.

In an effort to be competitive, Robin Jordan, who's alias is "Shelby" used the "Toys For Tots" program and children to generate business. In her ad, she calls herself "Santa's Little Helper".

She placed this ad on an escort site: "I am currently having a Holiday Special. Book 1 Hour, Bring an unwrapped gift for a boy or girl, and receive 1 Hour Free."

A john who calls himself Wolfhunter, claims she charged him $200/hr and offered a "pathway to utter euphoria and bliss". She also promised to "captivate your mind, and tantalize your senses," and dared customers to "try and Put My Fire out!"

Some may say she was only trying to help kids when she used the Christmas season and "Toys For Tots" to fill her pockets. She has no concern for children; she is a selfish, deplorable person who used a charity to sell her sex services.

There is nothing some people won't do to gain the advantage. With her "Toys for Tricks" promotion, she's innovative if nothing else.

Well, now we know what Santa means when he says,