Fake Girlfriend

If it embarrasses you because you don't have a girlfriend, well this post is for you. If you don't want to "look lame" (as if a fake girlfriend isn't lame), you can have a fake girlfriend text you when you are with your friends to boost your ego. This is from the website: fakegirlfriend.co (yes, co and not com):

Here is the text from the website:

Are you tired of being embarrassed by the fact that you don't have a girlfriend?
Do you wish that you could get interrupted by a loving text during man time?
Let me introduce you to FakeGirlfriend.co:

Here is how it works:

1. Save (212) 804-6979 to your phone under your "girlfriend's" name.
2. When you're out with your friends, send a text to the FakeGirlfriend number.
FakeGirlfriend will respond with a random girlfriend-esque message.
3. Tell everyone how great your "girlfriend" is.


I was so hoping this website is for teens, but not so. I thought adults outgrew the peer pressure stage.

What happens when the friends ask questions about the "girlfriend" like why they never see you with her? You must confess or tell another lie..."oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive".

Guys who use this website are losers...not because they don't have a girlfriend, but because they are so concerned about appearances and peer pressure. Sounds like they need to mature a bit and maybe they will have real girlfriends.

"We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves." ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld


Peace