Snakes on a Plane

Who puts snakes in their pants?  At least two men did; one in Arizona and one in Florida.

Several days ago, a man in Arizona stole several baby albino boa constrictors from a pet store.  He stole them by placing the snakes in the pockets of his shorts!  He then sells the snakes to another pet store for $175 and a reptile tank.

Yesterday, airport security caught a man trying to board a flight from Miami to Brazil with bags of exotic snakes and tortoises. Security stopped him after he passed through the body scanner.  He had nylon bags hidden in his pants; there were seven snakes and three tortoises. 

The man attempting to board the plane probably got the idea from the one in Arizona...LOL.  But, you would think that he could tell it was a bad idea after the arrest of the first man.  I guess he hasn't flown for a while and didn't know about the body scans.  Obviously, these are not the smartest of men. 

Peace